kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

Have you guys heard of the meme my feelings when I have no girl friend? Haha what a classic
Father John Misty - Only Son Of The Ladiesman
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stayseethesefields:

Father John Misty - Only Son Of The Ladiesman

Every time an 18 yr old uses an iphone app to put glitter on a photo of their Xanax, my life is shortened by 30 days
outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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janemba:

Screw art!

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Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014